If you tell me that you only fuck beautiful heifers, then I'll tell you - jerk off honorable! Life is only one of the three (if you're really fucking lucky) and then one in five, fall is really beautiful. There is a variant to tear the stupid beautiful pussies, but if you parallel, not fuck the daughter of a millionaire, then your wallet will apostatise at a speed of inch thickness in a week. And since you're a goofball like me, our Chicks periodically reminded of the scrotum grandparents MiCHi, but this is bullshit (I'm after a Granny in a helmet nothing was scary). Well, we assume that I'm prepared...and now the story itself.

Came to our beloved recreation center "Berezka" on uvil'dy night, seven dug - I, Mihas, Ilya and a fellow with Illinoi works Makar, all except me were with the women, my calf due to “cunt broke the nose” and my stomach hurts just fucked up, remained in the city. A couple of Makar and his girlfriend Nastya, immediately aroused I feel a strange twitching of the left testicle.

I must say that Nastya was slightly aquiline and able it was not that terrible, but in front of the theatre fanged audience where she could perform the solo role in bondage microphone, I for example would have to drink probably zero seven fresh wheat juice. Complement her Boobs image size “furniture-maker” and a large, disproportionate to the rest of the ass, which after getting her bikini was even in Zipcar. Her fucker Makar, in principle, also suffered appearance Pankratov-Black, and had narrow shoulders and a fat ass, girly type, and the size of his Boobs clearly required a bra, a complementary image of this motherfucker long greasy hair and bald spot in polbashki. However, Ilyukha asked him not to fuck and need it for business “logopeda got the money and he had to tumble them in my new project.” Well, there is no market Ilya for sidekick not sorry sucker to entertain.

The weirdness started about two hours after the meal. I by reason of the use of beer went to piss behind the house. Standing piss, not bothering anyone and then I hear somewhere to the left of the fuss, looked closely, Makar is leaning on the house, and kneeling before him is Nasty. Well, I think, sasikanth chick drunk - respect logopeda respect. But then I looked closer that Makar is not mechanic his hunchback fat ass and pisses on her head and Tits as she kicks. Fuck, this shit I did not expect. Quietly I returned to the table, and whispered about obydennom the Ilyukha. He didn't believe me at first, but then from behind the house ran a wet Nastya and rode faster to swim. Next came leisurely Makar and as if nothing had happened sat down at the table. Decided to look nakraynyak beat always make it.

Drink on, I amuse the company, tell jokes and then comes up to me Nastya, asks a drunk voice a cigarette, and when I turn to her, she discreetly grabs my balls and touches his fingers, smiles, lights up and goes. About his surprise, I told the Ilyukha. He immediately realized what was happening and neighing - Quasimodo Sedna will spire, congrats Leh, you're lucky. Fuck you in the ass...was my response, but basically because the dose had been normal, why not. the Horse.

Passes some time, there's the Makara with the whole force falls Ableton to the plate and begins to snore. Many times I have seen drunken sleep, but fall like shit in the hole and feel nothing, it must be able. Nastya starts to wag his shoulder, saying, uh-uh honey, get up, and who I will fuck. From this shaking Makar raises eblo, gets hand fuck, with the clear intention to pee on the table without getting up from the bench, for which he receives from my feet to the shoulder, kicking with hooves back and neosoznavaya reality and holding his cock in hand, starts to piss lying on his back. In this position, pissed himself, he starts snoring. And fuck the asshole he is an asshole.

I decided to walk around and providitsa, because the number of assholes per square meter, began to approach critical. If I go out on the road and fifteen minutes later I was catching up with Nastia, “Stop Ales, let me help you, then you me.” With these words, she drags me to the nearest bench and pulls my shorts, and starts doing ohuitelnaya in my life Blowjob. Not for me to tell you, but in the throat, takes not every woman is to live mentary to swallow and pokesona, you know it is a rarity. Tell me fucking when you feel that your root, falls right into a bottomless throat and feel like she's a chick with a nose upiraetsya you in Loboc. As I at that time came, it was fucked up, I have as much spark from his eyes gone. “And now please you girl, with these words Nastya obligaties on the bench and pulls the elastic band of the bikini. And I bent her over, the girl apparently knew a lot about Maspalomas fucking, because it seemed to me that her cunt, zasiyaet my war army leather pillars. “'t fuck me in the ass, harder the...” shouted Anastasia. I th, I pussy, She meandered to the finish line just collapsed on the bench. “Thank you, that helped us,” said Nastya, I did not pay at first attention, maybe she's your cap “You” calls, I know. I put on my party shorts in place, and then my gaze rested on the silhouette in the bushes and there was a Makar and desperately jerked off. I looked at Cindy, she smiled understandingly. “Let it remain our little secret, we Makar love these things.” I have some time to digest what just happened, but in the end everyone is crazy in their own way.

Nastya and Makar, we have not vidilis, Ilya still threw it on the money and all they have there is sort of merged....